Hydrophobic Clothing
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
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#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt
/CAN’T BREATHE
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“I like it, a man who’s not swayed by facts.”
ON. POINT.
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Well, it was a pretty terrible day… But Goosebumps, some pepperoni, and Will cracking jokes during the movie salvaged the night
55 minutes ago on June 20, 2013 at 04:14am
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
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- doctor: are you sexually active
- me: i'm not even physically active
2 hours ago on June 20, 2013 at 02:39am
Title: I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Vocals only)
Artist: Panic! At the Disco
205,960 plays
I write sins not tragedies acapella.
crying
thE FUCKING HARMONIES ARE SO EASY TO HEAR AND I LOVE IT
this is so perfect im done
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The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
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i still don’t get people’s fucking problem with asexuality like you’re literally getting mad over their right to Not do something like no one’s going up to you with an arm around her girlfriend and going “LOOK AT ALL THE SEX I’M NOT HAVING. HAHAHAHAHHAAAA.” *BURNS A CONSTITUTION* *FLIPS YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER* *GOES HOME TO HAVE SOME RAUNCHY CUDDLETIMES*
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